To continue with my previous thoughts, a few more random things.
First, back to the you-know whos.
Yes I know I tend to get a little obsessive, but I need to close this out, for now.
Obviously, it isn’t a coincidence that Zoey Deutsch guest-starred in such a spectacular fashion in an episode of Vanessa’s Switched at Birth. I remember the controversy well, since it seemed so… well timed, and orchestrated, to… maximize it’s appeal to a certain demographic.
It’s an example, I guess, of the overarching theme here.
I’m basically a, um, *ahem* lab rat, right? Or at least, that’s what I was supposed to be?
Isn’t that the point all of this stuff?
The Disney+ platform, I mean. All of the stuff on it, or at least, most of it. It’s a giant fucking maze, put in front of me, with the promise of cheese at the end of it.
Yes, a Lab Rat. You know, like the show (and my longtime girlfriend, Kelli Berglund) repeatedly tells me I am. I noticed that reference in Liv and Maddie, too.
Yeah, the lab rats aren’t the kids, it’s the audience. Seriously. And me in particular. Literally, the whole show is fucking designed from the ground up to get me to watch it so that people can fucking study me, I swear to fucking God.
Seriously!
But, onto other stuff, and back to the Maranos. I finally figured out who Elsa is supposed to be. Elsa is, of course, the Snow Queen.
I mean, duh.
But, then, who is the Snow Queen?
Laura Marano, of course!
Laura literally played the part of an actor playing Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen in her Christmas movie, A Cinderella Story: A Christmas Wish. In other words, she was pretending to be Elsa in a live action movie and nobody fucking noticed.
Perhaps nobody finds this interesting, but I do. A Disney Princess playing “Elsa” in a different movie, from a different studio? I find this very interesting, myself.
And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Snow Queen of Atlantis, Bridgit Mendler.
And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Song Queen of Tundrabania, Dove Cameron.
And… does nobody know what “Let it Go” actually means? Like, means means? I don’t think people do! I do, though, but I’m not telling, since… I won’t.
I can’t.
I just… can’t do it, which might be what I was looking for, I don’t know. That personal connection, maybe? I don’t know.
But some secrets not even I can reveal, since too… sensitive. Too important.
I guess the problem is that I found the “cheese” that Liv and Maddie keeps taunting the audience with. Well… keep taunting my audience with, lol. My demo, you know the one. Middle aged white guy, whatever.
But the thing is, “Elsa” is all of the Disney girls of a particular generation, rolled into one singular entity. It’s an aggregate of Kelli, Dove, Demi, Miley, Bridgit, Debby, Laura, Vanessa, Anna, Olivia, Selena, Audrey, Kerris, Kira and everyone elsa (sic) combined into one.
Needless to say, I have learned a huge, huge amount of things from these girls. They’ve taught me so much about so many things and I’ll always be grateful to them for teaching me what they have. They’ve made me a new man in many ways.
Well… having learned so much, tho, I have also learned the importance of silence on certain things, at least for the time being. Some secrets are best left secrets, perhaps at least for now.
Having cracked the code, and having an understanding of everything is indeed pretty awesome yes, but unfortunately I’m still as of yet kinda… stuck, lol, IRL. I guess I’ll need to work on that.
It’s been an adventure, tho, that’s for sure.