“We gon’ make a movie, a movie, and it’s gon’ be in 3D, in 3D”
– Miley Cyrus, “My Darlin”
“Every single night and every single day
I’mma do my thang, I’mma do my thang”
– Miley Cyrus, “Do My Thang”
“We run things, things don’t run we”
– Miley Cyrus, “We Can’t Stop”
With the release of Bangerz, it is now clear- Miley Cyrus is perhaps the greatest voice in Western letters.
Who was Chaucer? Who were Wordsworth and Proust? After browsing Miley’s lyrics, I can tell you; they were nobodies.
Their masterpieces, as well as the best works of all the other so-called masters, are mere baubles compared to the Sistine Chapel that is Bangerz.