is the most awkward starlet EVER.
I mean, she’s just ridiculous. In the last few weeks we’ve seen that glove thing with the evil hands, you know, the one I talked about below; that weird back-up-into-the-van-thing-because-for-some-reason-I’m-freaked-out-by-the-paps-even-though-I-see-them-daily-and-probably-know-their-names-so-why-am-I-freaking-out-thing; that whole getting scratched by her cats because they’re weirded out by how clingy she is thing; and that whole thing where she somehow bashed down a door(!) yes a DOOR.
See, just look at her Instagram! She bashed down a freaking door! Yes, with her spindly little arms. She’s like, so awkward that she just fell into a door and BROKE it! She BROKE a door!!!
Unreal. Unbelievable.
You know, if my great Grandpa was alive today, he would have called Taylor a dorkus malorkus, and, you know, I hate to say this, but I think I would have agreed with him.