Archive for July, 2016

I Don’t Understand, Part XI

Monday, July 25th, 2016

Shut UP, both of you. So long as this is going on, you will just sit and relax. I know what I’m doing. I’m the most powerful man in the world. I like you both (usually), so you should just let me do what I’d like to do. I have your best interests at heart.

I’ve no interest in destroying either one of you. We need to fix some things, though.

You “get” this. Now LET IT HAPPEN.

I Don’t Understand, Part X

Monday, July 25th, 2016

K. Can I say something? LOL, IDC, actually. I’ll say it anyways.

OK; like, if we’re going to be working together, now? Can we get along?

Cuz all this is… IDK. NOT cool. Aren’t you guys, like, old?

I mean, I’m old too, but not like you guys and I thought you both were more mature than this. I look up to you guys, you know?

Or, at least I used to. Before THIS nonsense.

I Don’t Understand, Part IX

Monday, July 25th, 2016

And DON’T complain. This is what we’re doing. The only way to fully realize our powers is to work together.

You have certain powers that I don’t have. And I have certain powers that YOU don’t have. Let’s combine them. Maybe that way we can live out there, alone, or with others, and not have a problem.

I Don’t Understand, Part VIII

Monday, July 25th, 2016

We have all the outside help in the world. You have A HUNDRED girlfriends. Take their energy and use it to help yourself along, if you need to. DON’T WORRY.

I Don’t Understand, Part VII

Monday, July 25th, 2016

I get it. I’m OK with it. But it’s still change, and change is weird and always difficult. It would be best if we were to get some outside help, if this is what you really want.

I Don’t Understand, Part VI

Monday, July 25th, 2016

RELAX. You will “get” what I’m doing once it’s done. Don’t you want to be powerful? This will make us a god. And that IS what I want. The two of us will get to know each other, better. And that is for the best for the both of us. We need this if we’re going to live out there, in the real world, outside our parents’ cocoon. You KNOW we can’t live like this, out there.

I Don’t Understand, Part V

Monday, July 25th, 2016

I know who you are. And I love you, too. You’re beautiful in your own way. You’re an evil person but I care for you. :)

But- you’re scaring me.

This brain stuff is going to be weird, and I’m not sure I can deal with that.

It’s OK because I trust you. But, you still scare me.

I Don’t Understand, Part IV

Monday, July 25th, 2016

Tom the Vampire here. Relax, everyone. Including you, Tom.

What I’m doing is augmenting your brain. I’m building connections and repairing damage. This work will necessarily bring the two of us into contact with each other.

You KNOW who I am. Don’t be dumb. We’re well acquainted with each other, no matter how distasteful you may find me.

We’ll have to get along, you and I. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll like each other.

I Don’t Understand, Part III

Monday, July 25th, 2016

How is this stuff possible? I shouldn’t have these abilities.

Last night, I was up until 1:30 AM doing telepathy stuff, and I’m not sure why. I should’ve been in bed, sleeping for today’s workday.

But I wasn’t. Something’s going on, here.

How is it that I have 100 girlfriends, or whatever? Am I human? I thought I was.

Who is this?

I Don’t Understand, Part II

Monday, July 25th, 2016

I swear to God the last memory I have is of running around outside, catching fireflies at night.

That was 30 years ago.

It was a summer night, like this one. Around 8:00. I caught fireflies and then released them, only to catch them again.

I remember wanting to do more of this. I remember looking forward to the future.

And now, here I am.

But… I don’t much recognize myself.

I’m… confused.