Wow, I just saw 13 straight hours of Olympics coverage. Ummmm ow.
My eyes are drying up and my noggin is rattling and my ears are throbbing, but it was worth it.
What a tumult of athleticized theatrics! I loved it! This was a day well spent.
This was also a day where a few birthdays were celebrated in the family. Good, fine stuff happened, and not a day too soon, as I was becoming too pessimistic.
Hmmmmmmmmm, what did I like?
I liked the ice dancing. Davis and White are divine on the ice.
Rave.
I liked Bode’s redemption on the slopes. He deserved it.
Save.
I liked seeing Jason Brown and his ponytail steal a moment for a selfie in the stands during ice dancing.
Knave.
I liked the pizza we had tonight, but it was so greasy I swear I could actually feel my arteries clogging up as I ate it.
Grave.
Tessa Virtue is hotsauce.
Fave.
I LOVED the outfit of that one ice dancer that was very blue except for a stream of pretty jewels down her front.
Crave.
Speaking of things I like, Gracie Gold is going to be impressing everyone soon with her AMAZING everything. Mmmmm Gracie Gold.
I wish I was there so I could watch her be amazing in person. I’m so jelly I should open a Smucker’s factory.
Mmmmmmmm jelly. Wait… Smucker’s. Smucker’s… Smucker’s is Gracie Gold’s sponsor!!!!
AAAAHHHGGGGG it’s everywhere!!!!!