I need to free up space on my hard drive, so I’m moving some people onto the external, and, presumably, out of my life. Just a heads up.
Dianna Agron- You’re a fantastic person, and I value the time we spent together very much. I learned a lot in our time together, and I’m sure that you did, too. So, I think that now is a perfect time for us to part, except for our platonic acquaintanceship. To be blunt, we’ve lost interest in each other romantically, which for us both is probably ideal. I am quite sure that your new married life with… IDK, the Mumford and Sons guy (sorry) will be fantastic, and just what you and I need. Farewell, and godspeed.
Ashley Greene- See above, except replace the “Mumford and Sons guy” part with a mention of her own fiancé. Thanks for everything.
Katy Perry- good luck with Orlando. If the Daily Mail’s gossip columns are true (yeah, I know) and you want a kid, have one. I’m sure that you’ll make a great mom to whomever, with someone else. Goodbye and good luck!
Anna Margaret- you’re awesome and young, and that’s the truth. So, this one I vacillated over, for that and a couple of other reasons, such as: 1) She’s ex-Disney, so there’s that, 2) her relationship with her new husband is absolutely inscrutable to me; I mean, I legitimately don’t know WTF is actually going on there, if anything, 3) I can’t actually find a place for her in my fantasies anymore, so I’ve kinda given up trying which is why I haven’t been w/ her in ages, and 4) her own relationship w/ me, when we still had one, was also inscrutable, as in, there were times when I didn’t know WTF she was actually doing there, if anything. So in the end, I think it best if we both separate permanently and move on. In other words, I want to stay broken up. Your pics will go on the external, to be, IDK, archived for possible future study, if that is ever needed. Good luck with your new husband and your career. Farewell.
Some others- Kaya Scodelario, Samantha Droke, and a few others. IDK. Kaya and I never really connected, and she has a family of her own anyways, and Samantha isn’t famous and it’s much harder for me to maintain a relationship with a non-celeb person (see above, w/ Anna).
The non-famous issue that is coming in-between Sammy and I is a bigger issue than is immediately obvious. I mean, Selena Gomez doesn’t actually need a husband. She’s rich. Samantha isn’t, though. And, all Sammy has to connect w/ me are my Disney memories of her and her Instagram. There’s literally nothing else, and an infrequently updated Instagram isn’t enough for me to sustain any real interest on. So, we both need to put a permanent end to our romantic prospects together, for both of us. So, let’s move on from each other, Sammy. Bye bye bye.
And, I think she’s engaged, too. I think. I hope. It’s always best to move on during a high note for both parties.
So, bye.