Ok- let’s just get this out of the way.
I know what you’re thinking.
You think I’m going to tease her.
But that isn’t who I am, people.
I’m all about the love.
Wait, who am I talking about again?
Right. Meg. Meg Donnelly.
I would NEVER tease Meg. Never. I mean, I can think of an armload of reeeeally cheap shots I could lob her way but would I do such a thing to someone so pretty? Nooooooo. Never. I mean, maybe if she were AnnaSophia Robb. I mean, then, sure. Jordyn Jones? I mean yeah, absolutely. Olivia Holt? I mean like why not?
But Meg? Nooooo. I mean I can think of so many nasty little immature-ish mischievous sneaky little barbs that truth be told she probably needs to hear but would I do such a thing? Nahhhhhh. No way, I’m too proper for that.
See, you don’t know me, after all.
Right, Peyton?
Oh wait, Meg. Yes, Meg.
Sorry Zoey, I won’t do that again.