And the thing is I’m NOT, either, so I would reeeeally appreciate not getting PUBLIC DRESSING DOWNS FROM CONCERNED CITIZENS. Like, I GET it, people, yadda yadda you are concerned, yes I know, but seriously, that is NOT a license to embarrass me in front of my family like you were some kind of saint on some kind of mission, or something. I mean, I GET IT, people. I GET IT.
So no more of THAT, ok? Seriously. NO. MORE. Like I know I have a problem and it will be dealt with and you know, it’s great that you are interested in helping me and I understand the impulse, but seriously, people, I can HANDLE IT on my own. Got it?
I mean I know our culture treats celebs like… you know, they were public property or something, but seriously guys, I’m a people too. Get it? And being a people like everyone else, please treat me like YOU would like to treated. Because that’s the right way to do things, right?
RIGHT.