I’m not Dysfunctional, Part XLIX

Oof, owwwwwwww oh man, ughk, yuck, owwwwww ouch ouch owwwww ughk GERDS

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

ouch ouch ouch owwwwww ow ow

fuck fuck fuck ugh ugh ah ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ahhhhhh ooooooooooooooh AWRRRRRRGHHHHHHH OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

OUCH. ow, OUCH, ughk GAWDS THIS HURTS, OWWWWWW ahhhhhh aaaaaahhgrk aaaaaahgdkrtdgds OOF

UUGGGGGHHHHKKK uh. ahhh ow ow ow ouch ouch owowowowowowowowow OUCH.

oof. Ok tom, keep breathing, ok, keep going, baby steps, bro! you can do it, no problem.

just get some breakfast, brush your teeth and everything will work out.

Yup. OOWWWWWWWWWWWW though. ow ow GAWDS and I’m so TIRED I can barely keep my eyes open, god IT’S HORRIBLE. It’s ok, though, don’t worry, it’s under control, don’t worry, life is good, don’t worry, don’t panic, it’s ok. you are fine, you are better now. you are fine. not a problem. NOT A PROBLEM. Life is good, keep your head up, everything will be O.K. Life is alright, just get up and get something to eat, you will be fine. Not a dilemma. Not something topanic over, you are in control. Don’t worry, it’s OK. Just keep yourself together, you are fine. Keep your eyes open, Tom.

OK. Great.

Yes.

Life is good. Not a problem. I can handle this. I can fix this. I WILL fix this. Not a problem. OK then. We are good. Problem has passed. We are good, here. Right, ok, we are good, again. Good. And that’s how it is. Good. Right.

Good.

Ok, then.

Just don’t panic.

A few minutes to rest, and then go on with your day.

Right, ok.

Life is fine, then.

Yes, life is great. I love life!

Yes think of how many great things you have to look forward to! Many great things. So many. Don’t worry, this world is a playground. Sure there are difficulties, but not too many.

Ok. Let’s just breathe. And calm. And breathe.

Ok, good.

Oof, lol.

Wow.

The phone rings, and my head SPLITS OPEN. lol.

Ok, at least I’m out of the… panic. That’s good.

Ok, then.

Another day to tackle, let’s get to it!

Yeah!

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