So, I see that Blake Shelton is getting married now. To Gwen Stefani, it seems. I noticed the news yesterday while surfing through the day’s celebrity news.
Wasn’t he the douchebag that ruined Cady’s career?
Seriously, fuck that guy. And fuck Gwen, too. That she should like such a guy after what he did to Cady speaks volumes about her as a person, too.
I mean I liked Spiderwebs as much as the next guy back in the 90’s, but Jeebus, honey.
Yeah, honestly, fuck her. No more No Doubt for me when I go through my fits of teenage nostalgia.
Honestly, that bitch whore and her rotten husband can go fuck themselves. They stole Cady’s album from me, gawd damn it. Fuck those cunts. They stole CADY from me, too, in a way. Fuck them. Assholes. Losers. Overrated fools. They couldn’t find and nurture real talent if it was right in front of their faces. Which it literally WAS.
Cady was too good them, anyways. I mean, she had ME.
I also noticed that Mr. I Only Hang out with Real Celebs didn’t bother to even mention anything about her passing, even tangentially, on twitter. I mean, at least Chase Ryan did that.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
Whatever. Cady still has ME. She didn’t need those losers, anyways. And I’ll always be at her side. Even in death, she’ll have a friend, here. I wonder if Blake will be able to say that he croaks. And that old, wrinkled, washed up third rate Tank Girl ripoff he calls a fiance.
Fuck them both. I hope they fail as a couple and then rot in hell after they die. In fact I’ll be sure to put in a word or two with Satan when that guy kicks the bucket, pull a few strings to make sure that that’s where he ends up. Because fuck him, that’s why.
And if there’s one thing I don’t do in this world, it’s forget. So bro- seriously- and I KNOW you’re reading this- fuck you. For real. You are a loser who is responsiable, in your own way, for much pain and suffering.
So there!
And TBH, I have been thinking of cursing that guy and his marriage. But I won’t. Why? Because they have kids, and I don’t want it to rub off on them. Because I’m at heart a fundamentally a good person. You know, unlike SOME people.
So there!
Fuckers.
Cady hun, let’s listen to some music together.
No, not Blake’s. Or Gwen’s. I mean, some good music. YOURS.
Hrrumph!