Well.
So.
Um… I just watched the trailer for the new Tom & Jerry movie, starring Ms. Moretz. For reference, I’m talking about this trailer, here:
Um.
Well.
Um……
You know…
The thing is…
Chloe looks REALLY good in this trailer, and I’m kinda like… maybe… should I re-think the post, here? I mean, slightly. Because, you know? It’s almost like they made her up in the trailer so she would, you know, appeal to me. Because they did, lol. and DAMN DOES SHE LOOK GOOD, lolllllll.
Um… no. No. No take backs. My girlfriends wouldn’t respect that, anyways. They like… decisiveness. And that’s what an empire requires, anyhow. So, no, I won’t… rethink things. So… no… I can’t… I WON’T… do that. No, the winner stays where she is.
I mean, I held off on being with Kathy today because of this very post, so… yeah. And that is in SPITE of her saying, essentially, that she wanted to see me today in her recent insta live.
So yeah, I have SACRIFICED for this post. So no, no take backs.
So… what do you think the odds are of Chloe seductively saying “Tom” in this movie? Or at least, giving me some coded message about our relationship, using the cat’s name? IDK, but there is a chance. There always is.
Sometimes my girlfriends relish the chance to speak their real minds about me in public, and movies often give them the chance to do so. Case in point: Katherine McNamara in Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn. Remember that one scene of her talking relationship stuff with Tom Sawyer? She got an ecstatic, orgasmic glee from talking about a relationship with “Tom” in that scene, lol. It was fucking hilarious to watch. Check it out on youtube if you can find it.
I also remember Paris Hilton of all people saying “Thanks Tom!” on twitter after fucking her, once. This was like ten years ago. I have it saved somewhere. All evidence is important, you know?
And there were of course other instances of this. I won’t talk about them now, though. Not the point of this post.
Note that this applies to mostly my name. I’m not too sure about people using the names of my family members in their movies alongside depictions of them. That is highly questionable and I judge those things on a case by case basis. I have found instances of this that I do NOT like. I may talk about them, some other day.
But… yeah. So. Maybe I should’ve tied those two, earlier. I mean, if not actually… no. No.
No.
I won’t.
Things are the way they are, and they are that way for a reason, right? Right. So… there.
Right.
God DAMN does she look good, though.
lol