Alright, let’s jump back on this bandwagon for a moment.
To put it succinctly: this stuff is fucking stupid.
I just perused the other entries in this series, and the same sentiments I had years past apply to now.
Again: this stuff is fucking stupid.
People, this is ridiculous and insulting. I mean, I know what you are doing, it’s just that I don’t like or appreciate it.
Seriously, guys. I think at this point that if any of my girlfriends want to talk to me they really should know 1) Who I am, and I mean I know you all do, and 2) How to reach me, since that is also obvious. I mean, if Victoria Justice or whomever wants to talk to me, it should be eminently simple to make that happen.
What is not simple, or easy, or fun, at all, is forcing me to jump through a myriad of stupid, embarrassing hoops to get to the messages that really should be sent to me directly.
I fucking hate the whole culture surrounding celeb hacking and leaks. I hate it; it’s filled with the worst of people, the real dregs of humanity, and I loathe going through any of these people to get to what should rightfully be given to me directly. I mean, seriously; this is just fucking stupid. Victoria and I have been dating for well over a decade at this point. Whose bright idea was it to have her communicate with me in this way? Whoever it was clearly doesn’t understand the nature of our relationship, it’s importance, or me, at all.
Guys, in case you haven’t noticed, I’m an extremely important person in the grand scheme of things. I’m probably the most important person on Earth right now. That being the case I have important things I need to be doing, and to do those things correctly takes time, study and patience.
What that means in that I lack the time to waste on this kind of stupid bullshit. It’s a tremendous waste of my time and resources to go chasing after these pictures and messages that frankly I should not have to spend one second on collecting.
To top it off, the whole culture is aggravating, and I mean like nails on a chalkboard aggravating. I fucking hate it, and when talking with the people in it, I am constantly reminded of why my girlfriends find most other men to not be worth their time. The people in the culture are immature, small-minded, ignorant, and dumb. They’re really not the kind of people that I find it worth talking to except in rare cases, and then only briefly. I hate being forced to communicate with these idiots; I just hate it.
Do you have any idea how difficult it is for me to “fit in” with normal people? I have to lower my IQ at least 90 points to do this, and sustaining this over a period of time is draining and extremely annoying.
All of this nonsense is hugely inappropriate. I have been dating a huge list of girls now for a very long time; most of them, for longer than most marriages these days. Seriously, if they want to talk to me it’s insulting for that to happen in these kinds of demeaning and ridiculous ways.
This whole thing is just awful and insulting. This is the wrong way to conduct these relationships, and I think it appropriate for me to expect my girlfriends (really, wives) and whomever is managing this to find better ways to do things.
Ugh.
I suppose I will poke my head back into this community for a little bit again, perhaps to see if there is anything worth spending all of the precious time that I really should be spending on more important things worthwhile.
But I had better find something worth my efforts, and I had better find people worth talking to. I’m not dicking around here; I’m the most important person on Earth right now, and if I talk to you you had better fucking act like it if you want me to talk to you again.
I mean, think about it. The reason I developed telepathy in the first place was to avoid communicating in stupid ways. I mean, geez people.
That being said, my two names in this community are Aesir, a mod on the Celeb-Top forum, and CornFed, a hanger on in various underground groups. Just to let people know.
But I mean, seriously. Victoria, hun, I love you, but this is just… not cool. The same goes for the rest of you.
I mean, perhaps 10 years ago this stuff would have been more appropriate, but it clearly no longer is.
Find something better, people.