Christ, do you people fucking suck.
Gods, you are all utterly gross. Just nasty.
What in the world ever prompted you sickos to think that I might be interested in something as grotesque as entering into someone else’s marriage as some kind of… I don’t know, it’s gross as hell and I’m not thinking about it.
Oh God, what on Earth, people?
Just to re-iterate, I am profoundly uninterested in entering into some kind of “swinger” relationship with some ugly man and some washed-up old ex-girlfriend of mine. This arrangement does not interest me in the slightest.
And I am verrry uninterested in seeing gross shit like whatever the hell is going on in pretty much all of the recent “sets” I’ve seen lately.
I don’t know, maybe I just have different tastes than others. But isn’t an appeal to my sensibilities supposed to be baked into these things?
If you want to look at some truly ugly and stupid people, feel free to browse the “Eliza Coupe” leak thread on phun.org.
I don’t know who this bitch is, but apparently she and her husband think that making faces in bed like a confused Down’s Syndrome baby is “sexy”.
Seriously, if you want a hell of a laugh, go check out the retarded baby faces in their “sexy” naked pictures. Holy shit, lol. It’s truly bizarre and utterly hilarious what these fools think is erotic.
Seriously, WTF? My mind is trying to process the reality that these pictures might be the “good” ones, hence them being the ones traded around. Holyyyyyy shit, lol. If these were the “good” ones, than what do the “bad” ones look like?
Good Lord, lol!!!
Ugh. Seriously guys? Maybe this odd crap appeals to others, I don’t know.
Yet another Kelly Brook set leaked. I haven’t been brave enough to look at it, though what I’ve seen in previews doesn’t look too nasty. I suppose that’s to Kelly’s credit. There looks to be only a couple sub room-temperature IQ roid rage freaks in her set. Good job, Kelly? Sure, why not.
Looking at these messes, I can see a lot clearer now why I am so prized. I mean, anything I do sexually, even the worst of it, is miles beyond the best of whatever these soulless chumps can do.
And now that I know my value, I see no problem acting like I feel.
Life can be good sometimes.