There are some things that even the depthless wisdom of the wizard king cannot fathom.
Those butt implants… they are big. Enormous, even.
How do they sit? Is it like sitting on a half-inflated beach ball? CAN they sit?
How do they sleep? The effect on their posture must be terrible! Imagine sleeping on your back all night with your whole body arched- your torso would be a foot higher than the rest of you!
Many questions. Few answers. Such is the fate of the eternal seeker.