Archive for June, 2016

Lily Collins

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

is getting there. Another 2 years should do it.

Karlie Kloss

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

I still haven’t decided if I should reform her.

I don’t know. She’s almost too willing. LOL. It’s usually more impactful if they’re a bit reluctant at first, you know, like Taylor. And Emily Stone and Emma Watson. It seems to mean something more if I have to break through barriers to capture them.

Hm. We’ll see. I think I’ll just continue to have fun with her, and then put her on the back burner to let her marinate for a bit. Just to see what happens.

Maisie Williams

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

is up next. I’ve figured out her angle. It took a few years, but I got it.

I need to move her firmly into the next stage *before* I begin real work on Sophie Turner. Only before. Not concurrently, and not afterwards. It must be done before.

Only then can I truly get both.

Yup.

I got it!

Maisie is the key. Sophie is more famous, with a bigger fanbase and a bigger career (she’s starring in the new X-men, for Chrissake) but… Maisie is the key.

I will leave the reason for why this is so as an exercise for the reader.

Kira Kosarin

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

has finally moved beyond the “shocked” stage. You know, that phase where the celeb spams selfies that show a glazed, confused, detached look in her eyes. You know the kind I mean. Kira posted a lot of those back in the day, especially after I tweeted something.

So Kira’s moved beyond that. She’s having fun now. Her bikini pics over the weekend were carefree and just the addition I was looking for.

Goooooood. Gooooood. *Rubs hands and smiles evilly*.

So- we’re getting there, then. Not too much longer.

I will admit that getting to this point with her took a bit longer than I expected. Her natural spunkiness did slow my influence a bit, I think.

Kira’s next level might just be the Emma Stone-Watson-Roberts/Taylor Swift-Momsen/Jennifer Lawrence/Kristen Stewart/Bella Thorne/Elle Fanning level of alteration- the level of complete detachment, entracement, reformation and psychic reconstruction. You know, the point in which the girl’s brain and chakra system is altered, upgraded and enhanced in a physical and permanent way. The point where the girl gets a permanent +15 IQ points- …with a few attendant consequences, of course.

Kira knows that my way is important, and might just be the best way, but she hasn’t, yet, understood that my way is actually the only way. Yet. But she’s getting there.

Much of this depends on how much Kira wants professional success in the entertainment industry.

Give it a few years. Let’s see what she does.