You know what?
No.
Upon further reflection, I think I’m going to put to a permanent end all relationships with 1) women that are married, and 2) women that have been married previous.
Now that I think about it, this isn’t unreasonable at all, and married women are, truth be told, quite boring to me as well. Remember- these are fantasies only.
So I’ll entomb all such relationships, including Winstead, Hathaway, Levy, Perry, and everyone else.
This is such a tremendously good idea now that I think about it! All of this is too complicated, and I need something obvious to simplify things. This is the ideal way to do it. I see very little in the way of drawbacks from this, and a ton of advantages.
Beyond my own concerns, it seems clear that my old favorites that are married are happy, if their posts on social media reflect what they’re really feeling. And, crucially, this is already with them sidelined- I haven’t been emotionally involved with Hathaway for a while now, and she’s clearly happy as a clam with her hubby. And I haven’t touched Winstead in something like 6 months, and she seems like she’s doing fantastic. And obviously Heigl and Bell and Fox and Panettierre and the rest of the ex’s are doing just dandy. Their interest is in their kids, not me, however fond their memories are of what we had.
So hey, if they would be happy, and I would be happy, where’s the problem? I don’t see one.
And this goes even for Tay. I think I’ll dump her instantly and permanently if she gets married to Calvin, and I won’t look back. I don’t care. I’ll sell her collectibles, shred her concert tickets, and delete her pictures. And then I’ll remove the magical protections that made her so successful.
See, the thing is, I am the most powerful man in the world- I can create anything I want. I don’t really need anyone, including Taylor.
So, such is the way it goes. I’ll find someone else to obsess over in that eventuality, and I’ll take the lessons I learned with Taylor and apply them to this new relationship, thus creating something greater and more fulfilling to me than ever. I don’t really need Taylor for anything.
I don’t know what her status is regarding her relationship with Calvin. Is she actually in love with him? I doubt it (well, no, she isn’t, she loves me of course). But is her “team” pushing her in this direction? What about her parents? Grandparents? Could be. Certainly, her fans aren’t. They would be horrified if I left Taylor, because that would mean they would be stuck with boring old Calvin for the rest of their lives.
But, you know, sometimes that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Sometimes you don’t get what you want, I mean, what you really want.
So, back to the topic at hand- if Emily marries, the relationship that we have will sputter on for awhile, maybe, and then flatline. She’ll be more than happy with her new hubby, I’ll move on, and all the world will be content.
Cool beans.