P.S. to Emily Jean Stone, Part II

I’m glad I did this, announce this policy. It feels like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Really, this is something I should have done years ago.

I’m thinking now of Elisha Cuthbert, who I really should have stopped seeing after her marriage.

No harm- Elisha’s great, but The Girl Next Door was a long, long time ago, and her stint in 24 was ages ago. And those Maxim spreads, as hot and incredible as they were, are nothing like what she posts to her instagram. She’s clearly moved on, and I think it a good idea if I do so as well.

I mean, Kelli Berglund is waiting.

The wild cards here are nude pic leaks and nude scenes. These may create exceptions… I mean, you can’t foresee everything. So we’ll deal with those when the time comes.

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