Those Two Guys at the Taylor Swift Concert

Ok, well, they’re probably in jail now, and if they’re not, I’ll bet their moms gave them a whole earful of disappointment. I mean, I’m just shuddering right now as I think about what MY mom would have said to ME had I done that.

Was it worth it, I wonder? Was touching her legs really worth all the inevitable trouble? Was it worth the universal scorn? The permanent marks on their records?

Who knows, maybe it was!

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