Dragon?
Dragon.
…
Dragon.
Ok, NO.
People, this isn’t how it works.
See, I call myself a vampire because I actually AM a vampire. I mean, I can’t, you know, turn myself into a bat or anything, and I don’t suck peoples’ blood, but I can do essentially everything else. So it kinda fits.
But that whole “dragon” thing just isn’t going to work, Emily. I mean, unless you’re a 100 foot tall lizard with big-ass wings, who spends her time breathing fire on helpless villagers, or, at least, someone with at least 50% of those attributes, you can’t really be called “dragon”.
I mean, jeez.