Wait, what’s going on?
I don’t understand what I see on my Twitter. I’m not a 12 year old mean girl. I’m not a nazi. Or am I?
What is going on?
I’m some kind of sex god?
I’m gay, too, apparently?
I’m… the Anti-Christ?
WHAT?!?!?!!
I’m confused.
I’m an office worker. A working class cubicle drone.
I’m not a vampire.
And for that matter, whose blog is this?