Oh my GawwwwdDDD. I’m in LOOOOVE. She’s so pretty and tall and red haired sweet adorbs cuddlywonderfulwowsers and smart. She’s awesomesauce with a dollup of cream and a cherry. A maraschino cherry.
I always thought she was cute until I saw a blurb about her in my MENSA magazine, which is an interesting mag with science articles and proper diction and five syllable words and blah blah blah blah it has no cool people. And then BAM. Katharine McNamara.
It seems that Kit Kat is a smarty, which makes her hotter. After reading the blurb, though, I got a bit insecure cause she’s cool and smart and young and has a promising career. I AM smarter than her, though, so I thought about joining some more exclusive high IQ societies just so I could make fun of her.
Every once in a while I waffle and consider joining the International Society for Philosophical Enquiry. I could get in right now- my test scores qualify- but the entrance fees aren’t cheap.
I remember 6 years ago when I joined MENSA I considered joining a whole bunch of high IQ orgs just so I could put a paragraph on my resume about them. Then I realized that doing that would cost mucho bucks and if I joined the ISPE people would be like “International House of Pancakes Enquiry WHA?!?!?” so it wouldn’t be worth it anyways.
Whatevs. Kathy is cool, Taylor isn’t. END. OF.