Addendum to The Girlfriend Wars, Part II: Katherine Grace McNamara vs. Victoria Dawn Justice

I wasn’t expecting it to be so surreal to see Victoria and Katherine in the same scenes, together.

I mean, they even talked to each other!

Which is, yes I know, kinda the point, lol. But the thing is is that I have an alter personality that is Katherine McNamara’s man, and then another that is Victoria Justice’s man, and it’s like… they weren’t exactly processing this stuff well.

See, when I call a girl my “favorite” I’m not lying. To whatever personality they’re chatting with at the time that actually is the case. See The Favourite with Emma Stone for more details on this.

So- seeing the two together, it was like… Victoria Justice’s man wanted to talk to Vicky, and Katherine’s man wanted to talk to Kathy, and the two of them weren’t exactly happy with each other at the time, which is… based on the bits of the flick I’ve seen thus far, precisely what the girls were expecting (!).

It was almost like… they were… kinda… doing it on purpose, you know. I mean, all of it. On purpose. Like, for real. Which… can’t be true, since they would never do that to me. I mean, I’m sure of it. Very very sure. Mostly so. Pretty much. Kinda.

You don’t know these girls as well as I do, people. I mean, you just don’t.

So uhm… I’ll probably watch the whole movie this weekend, and uhm… I’ll… digest, later on.

Yeah.

But… I think that someone’s boyfriend wants to talk to their S.O., which is fine so long as it isn’t… you know, one of them. The boyfriends (husbands), or both, I mean. Not the girls.

It just occurred to me that it is very possible that, say, Katherine McNamara has both a boyfriend personality in me and a husband personality, too. And that maybe the same holds for Victoria. And that maybe that is like, literally, the whole point of the movie, and as usual, I’m the last one to understand these things.

Uhm… yeah.

Well…

I have things to think about, I guess.

Sigh…

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