I might have been a bit too harsh on Collins’ husband when I referred to him as a slug, in comparison to me.
I guess it depends on how we are to view me in comparison to human life.
If I am a more advanced primate, then a more apt comparison might be to think of him as a chimpanzee, or a lemur. You know, one of the lower, dumber primates.
If I am a new category of life altogether- and I might be- then the slug comparison becomes more accurate, and in fact, I may not have gone far enough. In that case it might not be inappropriate to think of him as being in a separate kingdom entirely, like he was some kind of fungus, or a specimen of bacteria.
And yes, there is defo humor in this post, but there is also truth to what I’m saying here. I’m definitely better than human, and the real question now is how much better. Am I a little bit above them, a lot above them, or higher than that?
Only time will tell here.
We’ll just have to wait and see.