Ok, so.
I just saw the three episodes of Dog With a Blog with Kathy in them.
Newton, not McNamara. McNamara will be another essay.
Well… let’s just cut to the chase, I guess. Let’s not talk about how I saw a few episodes of this show before and blah blah blah.
This show is obviously about me, the blogger alter. I mean, you know that. Obviously.
Kathy is gorgeous.
There was a Puerto Rican girl named “Nicki” that was an obvious stand in for Vicky, as in Victoria Justice. The episodes mostly centered around the protagonist guy, Tyler, and how he needed to choose between Emily (Kathy) and Nicki (Vicky-esque), yadda yadda predictable stuff given the setup.
There was a creepy stuffed animal named “Robert” given at the hero. Uh huh. Right, people. Okay.
Uhm… yeah. Emily does BMX. Very cool. Weirdly reminded me of that Bombette girl in the Olympics who did skateboarding, that I said looked a lot like Kathryn.
IDK.
But… yeah. A lot of symbols, especially pertaining to my relationships with the girls. Looking at the instagram with Kathy and seeing the poodles and other dogs there (“Poodle Person”, amiright?) and… oh hell, all of this is yet another 10000 word essay.
Genevieve is gorgeous and awesome.
Francesca is gorgeous and cute. I mean, she was like 4 here, lol.
Now she’s more “hot”. I think. Maybe like 70% hot and 30% cute.
Or maybe like 75-25, even.
But, that’s another essay.
Uhm, yeah.
I think I need to stop blogging, and stuff.
So I will.
Ok, then.
But… wait.
G is soooooo cooooooool. I should… I mean I REALLY should… bring that back. I mean, like, really really. Really really.
REALLY really.
You know.
But… not now.
Ok, then.
Maybe tomorrow.