Uhhhhmmmm ok, back to the blonde stuff, because holy shit, what the fuck is even happening in this world.
I’m honestly kinda shocked at the sheer volume of blonde joke related stuff that has been tossed in my general direction for god knows how many years.
I spun off the alter for… who the fuck knows when or why. But it happened, and I needed to keep things that way as I figured out all the weird stuff that’s been happening for… lordy, the last fifteen years or so.
But like… holy shite. Going through my archives I realized that Victoria Justice’s song Gold is basically a blonde joke, and I literally didn’t even realize it until just now. The “Gold” that she’s referring to is hair. And to be more specific, my hair, not hers. I honestly thought she was singing about the metal, lol. Like jewelry, or elemental gold, like just a lump of it, or something. Noooope. The ulterior meaning of the song has literally gone over my head for the last ten years.
I mean, natch. But still.
The same with Shake it Off, which is just another massive blonde joke directed at yours truly. Literally, I had no idea, even though she name checks “the fella with the hella good hair” (me) directly in the lyrics. Stunningly, I see Reese Witherspoon of Legally Blonde fame covered this song in Sing.
The same with Emma Robert’s Dummy, which works on two levels: a dumb blonde one, and a remote mind controlled / cybernetic one. I had no clue. I mean, I actually figured out the cybernetic aspect to the song lonnnnng before the blonde one, but wow, now that I see it, I can’t unsee it, because it’s too… obvious. And I still think that Emma said my name directly in the refrain of the song itself, but substituting “Tom” for “Time”.
Jeebus, I had no idea. Like, literally, not the slightest clue about any of this.
And the more I peel this stuff back the more stuff I’m seeing here. It’s kinda… amazing, actually, and also kinda… IDK… disturbing? Like, how much other stuff and I missing, and how important is it, exactly?
Does… everyone else already understand all of this? I mean, Shake it Off, for God’s sake. Did everyone else already pick up on this, and it was just me that didn’t? McKenna Grace’s Ugly Crier too.
Literally, tho. Woosh. Right over my head. All of it.
How in world did I not notice any of this?
The mind just boggles.
And mine especially, by the looks of it.