FINE. I’ll be Ariana Grande’s boyf too. Since that’s what everyone wants and expects, I might as well just go ahead and do it.
FINE.
I’ll be a good little slut and do the conformist thing and fuck people that everyone wants to me to fuck. Because that’s just the way I am, I guess. Whatever.
And also, where the hell is Taylor Swift? Didn’t she just release a new song or something? So where the hell IS she?!?!?!? I don’t get it. She walks around in primped up dresses and 2 pounds of makeup when she has nothing to promote, but the second she does, she disappears!!!! Taylor- what the fuck?!?!?!