Alright, oh man, one more of these, lmao.
lolllllllll.
Very funny. Very very funny, Cady. Took me ten whole years to get the joke but yes, I see it.
*drrrrrrrrrrrrr*
And yes, I am indeed very, very… basic. *sigh*. At least, compared to others, I guess.
*sigh*
I get it.
Sorry?
At least she didn’t call me dumb.
Kind of deflating, tho, isn’t it?
Just to make sure- she wasn’t just… making fun of me, right? Because that would be horrible.
Yesterday, I was scrolling through my Cady insta archive and BAM, it hit me, like some kind of freight train, out of nowhere. You know that episode of Kim Possible that references Cady? Well… Cady herself references that same episode, over and over again, throughout her own Instagram feed!
I was floored by this, utterly floored, and then even more so when I found a picture particularly reminiscent of the Cady scene itself. In the Insta post Cady is seen with a magnifying glass (classic spy equipment) staring directly at the camera (i.e. the viewer, well- me, in particular, I will get to that in a moment) with the caption “It took me a long time but I took a closer look and confirmed yes you are basic” which… meant nothing to me at the time, but now…
Jeebus, it’s so creepy, lol. It’s kinda like she knew.
This was followed three days later with a post in which Cady is holding luggage with the caption of “Help”. In the KP episode, the Cady reference is a weirdly tragic goodbye in an airport.
But I swear to God there must be dozens of references to the particular episode of KP all over her Instagram. And maybe… nah. That would be a bridge too far, even for me. Right? Right.
Jeezus, what the fuck?
Sorry, but this stuff continually blows my mind.
But I mean… alright, so what have we learned, here, from all of this?
I think the whole thing was a setup, obvs. IDK how it was done, mostly, but… yeah. It’s pretty obvious that “Cady Groves” was set up many years ago to do a few things in a certain order, with those things being these things, which actually did not happen as planned:
- Get my interest
- Get me to listen to her music
- Get me to crush on her
- Get her and her “fiance” together, who was supposed to be “the love of her life”
- Kill Cady at a time in which things were going badly for me
- Compound my woes by making me sad that things didn’t turn out well for her
LEL. Seriously, I think that might have been the plan, looking back on it, and judging stuff by this KP episode. I mean… IDK 100% of course, I’m defo filling in the blanks here, but you get the idea. Plans change.
I think the change that had to be made was that Cady couldn’t stand the “real-life” “BF/fiance” whatever-the-fuck they tried to force her to be with and she stood her ground and made a play to just be with me, solely. Seriously- that loser just doesn’t begin to compare.
So once she saw that that worthless idiot was going to get in the way of being with the man she genuinely, truly loved, she changed the gameplan and pushed that guy out the window at the first chance she got.
Interestingly, that was the… feeling I got at the time, myself. I didn’t have any facts or evidence to back it up, but it was a hint, being whispered to me by some spirit in the aether (or perhaps by Cady herself), that that’s how it was.
Hmmmmn.
And… she tried, I know she did, but maybe some things just can’t be changed, tragically.
IDK.
Well… I keep… learning stuff.
Man, whoever thought I’d be resurrecting this series?
You know- there’s more there, isn’t there? In Cady’s instagram. I know there is. Hidden stuff, probably a lot of it, probably a ton of stuff, probably aimed at yours truly, all of it. I suppose her Oct 2014 admonition to “Seek Truth” is a clue, here. lol.
But Cady aside somewhat, her death was supposed to elicit a change within myself- an aspiration to greater heights and a desire to fulfill my destiny. This is referenced directly within the episode- “Change” in Ron Stoppable is mentioned directly, specifically, in reference to the Cady character tragically leaving the stage.
I guess it worked, didn’t it? It’s probably taking longer than anyone planned it to- real life tends to be that way, as opposed to pretend celebrity life- but I guess it worked.
Kinda sucks tho, doesn’t it?
You guys are real assholes, truly. Grade A, major league, colossal assholes of galactic if not universal proportions.
Well, at least now I understand those Debby pictures lol.
*sigh*
Basic… basic…
WTF did she even mean, exactly? She didn’t really think I was dumb, right? I mean, innocent, sure. That’s obvious. Naive? Okay, fine. On occasion. But…
Basic?
Dammit, lol.