Thoughts on the Celeb Leaks, Part II

That’s it, I‘m going to indulge. Since the leaks started, my attentions have been focused 95% on the drama and the quest for the material, and 5% on the material itself.

I had to focus like a laser on getting everything I could, as soon as possible, when the pictures and videos started to emerge. I wasn’t sure if the complete sets would ever see the light of day, so I had to cobble together everything as quickly as I could myself.

Jesus, how many hours did I spend coming through the chans, the darknet, celebrity message boards and obscure chat rooms for the pics? How many hours did I spend sorting and categorizing real pictures from lookalikes, fake and photoshopped ones? What an experience! I’ve never done anything like it.

It been interesting getting to know the leakers and the hackers. I’m still not 100% sure of what the real story is here, but I’m getting close to the truth. I can feel it. Perhaps one day I’ll open up and disclose my real findings and conclusions to the public… or at least to this blog. Or maybe not. Probably not.

I’m glad that I’ve been able to successfully navigate the darknet as well as I have. Thus far, I’ve found some fantastic resources on there while still being able to avoid 99% of the illegal pornography. Well done, Tom. Who knows, maybe I’ll start up a page there myself.

There fact that there exists Hayden and Avril nudes that I haven’t used yet is really starting to gnaw at me. I need to just give in and indulge. From what I’ve gathered, the Avril set is complete, but the Hayden set hasn’t been released in full yet. I think I’ll take Avril first.

Those videos of Abigail… GOD DAMN!!! I took a quick look at them and then closed them, lest I be tempted. I’ll save those for later, when I can give them the attention they really deserve. The same with so much of what I’ve collected thus far.

Victoria- Awesome, awesome, awesome. She won the first weekend of the leaks by far. Congratulations, Victoria! Your prize is a lifetime of companionship and contentment. Come on down!

Jennifer- still waiting on the rumored final video.
In spite of official confirmation from one of the major leakers, the JoJo and Sarah H pics will still need to be tested by me, as well as the supposed Hilary pics and many others. I can do that when I have the time. It will not be today.

Emily and Anna- I’m waiting on the rest of the pics. I still want to see the other Michalka sister fully nude, too. I need to, first. Since the pics of the family keep leaking, I’ll need to compartmentalize all of it first.

Scarlett- So I’ve FINALLY seen the whole set. Unbelievable.

Carly Pope, Winona Ryder- where are you?!?!?!? My God, people are waiting!!!!

Lori Heuring- WOW! Never expected to see her!!! I will store her pics, as well as Ali Michaels and Jessicas and Kates and Lakes, to be used when I have time- because now that I think about it, there is one issue that will require much of my attention.

Emma Watson… I’ll need to write an essay on the possibility of seeing her. That will be for later. For now, I must do more research and have everything at the ready. Unfortunately, I’ve determined the countdown page to be a hoax. I realized from posts on the chans that the countdown is always set to 12:00 midnight, regardless of time zone. It must be a hoax. But if the rumors are true, and Emma will leak this weekend, I will need to be prepared for the hellstorm.

Elle Fanning- I didn’t really think the pics existed, but I wanted to believe so badly. I looked and looked everywhere, but all I got were lookalikes. Fuck!

Bella Thorne- YES YES YES YES

Taylor Swift- if one of the volafile leakers is telling the truth, there *may* exist a set of this Venus. I won’t even contemplate this as a possibility, though. That way I won’t be let down again.

Chloe Moretz- I saw the interview where she discussed that nobody was safe. I jumped the gun mentally and couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Oh, how I wish!!! Relax, Tom, relax.

Maisie, Sophie, Selena- rumors rumors rumors. They just don’t end.

Emma Stone- if only. A whisper from one of the leakers implied that she was a possibility, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Kaley has handled the sitch beautifully. Well done, Kaley.

LeeLee is cool. Pics are interesting and different.

Ashley- I still regret not saving the college I made that night, just for memories’ sake.

Elizabeth- One name I’ve never seen floated as a real possibility, in spite of the lookalike that was widely disseminated last Saturday morning. People keep asking, though. She isn’t really famous, but her fans seem very attached to her.

Ariana- we’ll see. The official word from one of original leakers is that everything thus far has been fake- but the carpet in that one pic is just so, so similar, as is the cat in the other. I need to know. Additional testing is required here. I’m thinking of downloading and using some facial recognition software to help with her set, as well as those supposed J-Law BJ pics.

McKayla Macaroni- McKayla. Nuff.

Kate B I’ll get into. Her set was God tier but I can only afford so much excitement at once. I need time. If ANYONE named Emma leaks this weekend I’m going to explode, so I need to calm down beforehand for that possibility.

This is all that’s on my mind right now. Yup, that’s it. Off to dinner.

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