Holy Jebus!
http://dailydigestnews.com/2014/10/horrifyingly-large-birdeater-spider-photographed-in-guyana-rainforest/
2 inch fangs? Weighs as much as a dog?
This is one spider that I’m not squashing for any girl. If one of these things wants a section of my basement for itself, it gets it, thank you very much.